The Captain Foamy, "Yeah I Said It!" Blog

NOVEMBER 7TH!!!

2006-10-30T21:42:00.000-05:00

Jihad on the re-pig-lican butt terror regime.

Rick Santorum suffocates babies with his ass cleff?!?!?!?

Family values?

Doubt it.

Gene Wilder Gets Urinary Track Disorder...Continues to Pee with No Remorse.

2006-08-30T17:21:00.000-05:00

You would think an average human would try his hardest to stay away from the pain and agony of peeing through an infected inner penis but Gene Wilder doesn't mind a little puss shooting out of his dick and no amount of pain is gonna stop him from peeing on your mom's new Algonquin throw rug!

"I'm peeing and shitting and I have no excuse!"

2006-07-15T16:03:00.000-05:00

2 + 2 = Boner!

2006-06-20T03:55:00.000-05:00

Great Old Piece

Enjoy!

Sorry the Earth’s best site is on hiatus...

2006-06-17T13:31:00.000-05:00

Captain Foamy, your favorite indy comedy hero, spent all his money mailing envelopes filled with pee to Martin Short.

So the site didn't have enough money to pay it's bill to the Yahoo Gestapo.

It's a sad day in Foamy land friends...

but keep your heads up, have a drink or 10, stink your fingers in somethings butt, whatever it takes.

Just don't give into the sadness or you might get sucked into the cold swampy Earth like Atreu's horse on the Never Ending Story.

We will see what happens for Foamy.

Just keep the memory alive!!!

This Week in History!!!!!

2006-06-08T02:10:00.000-05:00

This week in history Burt Reynolds's Cannonball run 2 opened to lackluster reviews (1984) and Joe Stalin sucker puched a pregnant woman in her teeth (1949)!

ALF NEWS ALERT!!!!

2006-06-04T20:59:00.000-05:00

It seems after a long night of shuffling his blocks around George W. Bush just got a 5 letter word score in Scrabble!

Eye witnesses described the event as, "about time."

Correction...

2006-06-04T20:56:00.000-05:00

After consulting a dictionary it turns out D-A-S-P-A isn’t a word. Bush lost his double word score and his pride. Now back to Frasier already in progress.

I Think She Says It All...

2006-05-29T22:09:00.000-05:00

Memorial weekend...

2006-05-29T00:25:00.000-05:00

I had about eleventy hundred beers and peed on 6 couches at seven different homes...

Then Jesus slipped on a banana and dropped his cookie dish...

WHOOPS...

way to go God!

Update...

2006-05-26T16:47:00.000-05:00

Gene "The Pee Pee Monster" Wilder has recently been spotted peeing on a little girl's oatmeal cream cookie!

Also, another report may link Gene "the serial peer" to a rash of pee stains under peoples bunk beds.

Captain Foamy reporting

Captain Foamy Addicts Rejoice...

2006-05-23T16:31:00.001-05:00

Now there is a picture you can put on your myspace page or your dad's purse so everyone will know that YOU are a Captain Foamy Super Fan!!!

Now get on it!!!

Haven't done titties in a while...

2006-05-19T16:30:00.000-05:00

lets try that

ALF NEWS...

2006-05-16T01:22:00.000-05:00

ALF NEWS is gonna be huge!

This Happened...

2006-05-16T00:41:00.000-05:00

His gay tongue wants to touch the pile of nut so much...

My Tri's are HUGE!

I kicked my ball...

2006-05-13T01:39:00.000-05:00

"Think real hard little boy...

Just how bad do you want this ball back!?!"

Don Rumsfeld's Murder and Cooking Tips*....

2006-05-09T22:13:00.000-05:00

"The inner thigh contains one of the bodies largest arteries and can easily be punctured with even the dullest of knives!"

"After your dark person has been adequately drained of life try marinating him in lemon juice then applying a red pepper and curry rub directly to the skin!"

"Then serve with a potato and you're ready to eat!"

"You can almost taste the freedom"

"Bon appetite and God Bless America"

*not to be used on white people

Well Played Sir...

2006-05-02T01:36:00.000-05:00

Love This Man

Did you take black and white stills of Van Damme in his undies?

2006-04-29T16:18:00.000-05:00

I did!

Then we both stole Christian Slater's 8-ball and blew it off his dad's ass!

BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!

The Nietzsche Chronicles!

2006-04-27T17:42:00.000-05:00

"I once tied a baby to a snow plow then drove into trash cans, Hard! I'm the Neech!"

My approval rating is only 32 points below Bush's!

2006-04-25T16:38:00.000-05:00

...and I don't even have a job!

And I punch dogs and fuck old men for Dollar menu items!?

Maybe this country is going in the right direction after all!

I Stole this pic......But it's So Funny!

2006-04-22T14:18:00.000-05:00

They Switched Bodies!!

Come on!

Alright, That Sankes on a Plane Contest is Fucked...

2006-04-20T14:27:00.000-05:00

They totally didn't post Captain Foamy's brilliant epic "fuck you snakes!"

But fuck it...Back To Comedy.

What do you have to say about the Snakes on a Plane Contest Pat Swayze?

"Can Someone Poop on my breast plate?"

Pff, Swayze is up to his old tricks

Peace

Today is the Day to Vote For Fuck You Snakes

2006-04-19T14:23:00.000-05:00

Bill says vote up or he will deport the lady that cleans your couch cushions!

Just Go Here and vote it up!

Vote For 'Fuck You Snakes' Ass Clowns!

2006-04-17T15:40:00.000-05:00

The voting starts April 19th!

Get on it!!

Or no more comedy for you!!!

My Snakes On A Plane Song!!! Get On It!!!

2006-04-07T16:44:00.000-05:00

I am sure you have all heard of and are eagerly awaiting the release of Snakes on a Plane the major motion picture about snakes on a plane!

There is currently an Internet song writing contest and the winner gets his song into the movie!

I, Captain Foamy, have submitted a song called "Fuck You Snakes"

Listen to it here Fuck You Snakes

And April 19th make sure you vote for it hard so it can get in Snakes on a Plane!

We can do this!!!!!!!!

Rock!!!

Fun With MicroSoft Paint!

2006-04-07T13:26:00.000-05:00

Here goes Jesus really concentrating on catching this ball...

He needs to concentrate to have any shot at catching the mother fucker...

Cause he has zero talent! AT ALL....Period!

FYI> He missed the fuck out of it and that girl he likes saw him do it and fucked someone else

Karma

Fucking Mother.....

2006-04-04T15:57:00.000-05:00

I wasted a second round pick on Bagwell in my fantasy baseball team and he is so fucked up he can't even pick up a glove!

I'm still starting him all year out of spite!

So fuck off old dick lovers!

I will point right at you!

Gene WIlder the Mad Pee Monster!

2006-04-01T17:37:00.000-05:00

Gene Wilder Pees Where ever he feels like it

He fucking totally lost his shit...

I totally busted him with my Pee-vision technology

He peed all over that bitches face!

It might be awesome if it wasn't all in his hair and shit

Fucking Gene Wilder

Here is a Geographic Map of Gene's Pee Conquests or accidents whatever...he sucks

He peed so much in South Saharan Africa!?!

Why was he there?

He fell down in San Francisco

He was like "Whoooo I'm Falling!"

He hit a trolley and shit

He yelled "I fucking fell and I peed!"

He bit a shark on a snorkel trip and gave it AIDS!

How do you get AIDS 3 times!?!?

Fucking Goofy Ass Gene Wilder

Kind of Weird.......I Guess

2006-03-28T22:17:00.000-05:00

President Moon Fag

God Doesn't Want You To Get Dates!

2006-03-27T16:46:00.000-05:00

Is it wrong to not take communion because you're on Atkins?

If only the body of Christ had less carbs

Is it selfish to reject God because you don't want your ass to get fat?

I mean I don't go to Church because me and Jesus don't see eye to eye on a few things

Like, he says I should feel guilty if I fuck some fat chick in her ass then crush her son's last box of Cheese Nips right in his face and don't share.

Nietzsche says eat the fags chips and if you can't finish the whole box grind the rest into the carpeting!

Thats why Nietzsche is awesome

I know someone out there is worried about this though and I am here to help

Any God that wants you to have a fat ass when you don't have to is a horrible God!

So I for one am telling Jesus to eat me for a change

Sorry jerk I'll be at the beach!

"Hail the Neech and toned asses!""

The 'Factor'

2006-03-24T16:03:00.000-05:00

Bill needed to get a rant out that he didn't have to to do on his show. So once again he purchased some space on my blog to get his messege out. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about but money talks...

"There are many icons that represent the basic values and ideals of being an American such as apple pie, trickle-down-effect, and Jesus Christ. But nothing is more American than sports. My favorite sport just happens to be tying bread bag twisties around the protrusion in my nipples. If it was good enough for George Washington it is good enough for me! I know some of the sports police might be thinking that this isn't even a sport. You think it's not competitive? Play with some greased up young boy and see if you can keep your nipples clamped longer than he can. Then when he loses you get to rub ice on his young chest muscles. Not like some homo though cause you will be thinking about the bible the whole time. You think there isn't any measurable statistics that can advance the game? Well say that to ROY G. BIV! Your nipple will change many different colors that can be documented and compared to other nipples. So see it is a sport. A GREAT AMERICAN SPORT! And if you hate America and its great athletic achievements maybe you should go live in Cuba where the only sport you will have to worry about is not starving!"

The Anti-Foamy!

2006-03-24T01:15:00.000-05:00

My search through time and space to find my anti-self is complete!

I have combed history to find the person who is my exact polar opposite

This person is an opposite to me in every measurable aspect of existance!

No two people have ever been so different

His name is Sweeney...

and I hate his guts!

This week on ABC's Lost!

2006-03-22T18:31:00.000-05:00

Synopsis:

Jock Lock gets played for the long con....AGAIN. Jack and Sawyer start to think he is real dumb. Hurley eats a hermit crab. Michael falls out of a tree looking for Walt in a banana patch. Sun has nothing to do with the plot and builds a sandcastle off camera. Charlie writes a new song and it almost gets him laid by one of the others but he can't seal the deal. The guy in cell losses in Uno to Syied and then gets punched....AGAIN! Also, Mr. Ekos slaps a crab out of Hurley's fat mits and Jin catches a fish that he won't share.

Sounds like a good one gang! See you there at 9pm Eastern Time on ABC!

Will Dance for Cocks

2006-03-21T21:15:00.000-05:00

Pat Swayze has hit rock bottom

I saw him dancing on top of his Jeep Grand Cherokee for money to buy bread...

this is the thing, he had a pack of bologne slices that someone threw at him

What was he gonna do eat the bologne without bread?

I mean the guy sucks but he's not an animal

Anyway, I gave him the change for his bread and when he went in the store I peed on his drivers seat

It was worth the dollar thirty-five I assure you

Swayze is rubbish

Me and Van Damme Are Friends!

2006-03-19T20:11:00.000-05:00

"I dropped my cup cake! NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Me and Van Damme are friends come to our tree house!

Fact! Me and Van Damme are good friends!
Fact! We have a sick tree house in my back yard!
Fact! No girls allowed!
Fact! Unless they have cookies!
Fact! Or 8-balls!
Fact! Or tits that bounce when Van Damme does sweet kicks!
Fact! Van Damme can lift 30 pounds over his head!
Fact! It knocks girls panties off!
Fact! Me and Van Damme finish each others paragraphs!
Fact! I knew Van Damme was gonna say that!
Fact! People that hang out with Van Damme are awesome!
Fact! Van Damme hates your guts!
Get your own treehouse faggot! Mine is full....
OF VAN DAMME!

and smores

Fun With Boobs!

2006-03-16T01:25:00.000-05:00

The only thing more fun than looking at titties is fucking 'um!

The only thing more fun than fucking 'um is having them make you soup!

I regret nothing

Awesome Monkey Audio!

2006-03-14T00:33:00.000-05:00

This is the first installment of monkey audio that includes Foamy's real voice transmitted via a monkey!

It is a 100% original joke and Foamy tells it awesomely! Rock

Click here to laugh hard!

I haven't been this mad since Bush got re-elected!

2006-03-11T05:21:00.000-05:00

VH-1 is well known for doing sucky commentary shows where they reminisce about being gay in other decades with different pants on

Their latest monster is I Love Toys

The premise "Hey remember toys!"

Is there any reason to watch though? Any semi-functioning adult knows that Nintendo is the best toy of all time followed by He-man and trivial pursuit respectively?

Wait a second here?

Did VH-1 just say He-man was 53?

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!

Nintendo didn't make the top 20!!!!!!

Nintendo got beat by Slinky and MR. Potato Head!

This is BullSHit

Hula-Hoop is number 1!?!?

This can't be happening

How can these third rate stars doing the commentary take this sitting down?

As soon as I heard Nintendo was #21 I lit my own couch on fire and rolled my dog down a hill in protest

Michael Ian Black should have stabbed VH-1's CEO and sold his family into slavery!

"Nintendo is 21! I'm gonna throw your babies in acid!!!"

Louis Guzman should have strangled the boom operator on the spot!

How can they stand for this anarchy?

VH-1 sold out America's great toys to the bourgeois Hula industrial complex and I for one am not just gonna sit around and take it in the ass!

People I am calling for a fatwa on all inferior toys!

The streets will run red with the blood of the infidels!

HALLAALLALALLALLALLA

HAIL ALLAH

NINTENDO IS NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The future might be alright after all

2006-03-06T03:56:00.000-05:00

In the future Jesus Christ will return to the Earth to save us from sin!

But when he comes back he just starts crushing Doritos and gets all fat and gets picked last for co-ed soft ball

Needless to say people are mad

To make a long story short in the future BC stands for "Before Contra"

The Future is sweet!

Foamy is busting it up!

2006-03-03T01:28:00.000-05:00

If you think she can work the dick you should have seen her work the stove! WOOOEEE

New England Clam Chower!

Laser sex!

More Fun With Monkey Audio!

2006-03-02T16:28:00.000-05:00

Click This Link For Monkey Comedy Gold!

I LOVE MONKEY AUDIO!

Welcome Novices!

2006-03-01T01:26:00.000-05:00

Captain Foamy's Comedy Site!

Welcome To Foamy's world jerk offs! HAVE A GREAT TIME AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Fart-Gate continues....

2006-03-01T00:05:00.000-05:00

His Formulas Were So Advanced!

2006-02-28T16:43:00.000-05:00

I thought that equaled rib punch deluxe but I'm no Einstein

This Just In.....

2006-02-27T15:35:00.000-05:00

Ok I was watching the History Channel yesterday because by all accounts it is amazing and while I was watching I happened to hear the following comment and proceeded to nearly go into anaphylactic shock.......

GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER DIDN'T INVENT PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!

(Pause as my preconceived notion of Earth is ripped apart piece by piece!)

WTF!

Some anonymous white dude came up with it

What a disappointing end to black history month :(

My third grade teacher was a giant liar!

I'm not eating peanut butter anymore...period!

Even though it's delicious and melts in your mouth and stuff

Hey white people, you couldn't just leave peanut butter alone could you?!?!

FUCK

ASS

I just had a dream where......

2006-02-27T15:15:00.000-05:00

I was simultaneously fingering a chick in her butt AND.....

Experiencing with astonishing accuracy a historical account of the technological advancements in shipbuilding from the Early Greeks to World War 1 era?!?

I don't know which one was the culprit but I woke up in a puddle of emissions!?!

Fucking Hilarious Monkey Audio!

2006-02-25T17:20:00.000-05:00

Expect more of these great monkey mails in the future on the Blog and the Site!

EW Chimpanzee that Monk-E-mail!

Whats did I say? Hilarious

They Get The Job Done!

2006-02-24T00:18:00.000-05:00

Barcardi guy and Cola are the two best television personalities since Matthau and Lemmon and they get more ass than Caligula! Captain Foamy salutes Bacardi guy and Cola's achievements in "getting it done!" If you guys even need any help slapping women or organizing a coup just give Foamy the nod.

Get this chick a helmet....

2006-02-21T20:40:00.000-05:00

cause I'm about to school her in space boner!

The Spader Files!

2006-02-18T16:29:00.000-05:00

"I pee where you sleep! I'm James and I'm a pimp"

O' Reilly on Foamy!

2006-02-17T00:16:00.000-05:00

Old Bill's show doesn't seem long enough for him to get out all the important stuff he has to say so he has leased some space on the Foamy blog to help get his message to the populous! This can now be thought of as O' Reilly's official blog, if you wish.

Todays message from Bill:

"Does the President get you hard? If not maybe you should consider moving to Cuba! If a full grown red-blooded "meat eating" American male can't get fully aroused by the President of his great nation then what man should he get an erection from? Vince Vaugh? John Travolta? Or other members of the elite liberal Hollywood fraternity? No thank you sir. When I pull out my thick head of broccoli and spit out a load of Bill's little freedom fighters I want them cheering USA USA! So next time you close your eyes looking for a quick shot of cement to the old limp weasel I hope the good old American flag in conjunction with Bush's fit upper body bounce around that head of yours. And if jerking off to our great leader doesn't float your boat maybe you should find a boat to float you to another country! And that's the word."

The Nietzsche Chronicles

2006-02-14T21:03:00.000-05:00

"I once feed a baby a sack of nickles then threw him in a swimming pool! I am the Neech!"

The Roof is caving in on Bush!

2006-02-10T18:30:00.000-05:00

Fema's now blaming Bush for Katrina, Libby's Blaming Cheney for Cia Leaks, Captain Foamy blaming Bush for huffing farts at the switch, Lobbying scandles, Illegal wire taps! What the fuck is Bush thinking?

I knew it, again

You think emus don't fuck shit up huh

2006-02-10T18:07:00.000-05:00

Yeah he looks cute, I guess

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

SGT. Kabukiman NYPD

2006-02-07T18:25:00.000-05:00

I don't know why I named this post that, deal

By Request.......Pissed Off Llama!

2006-02-02T18:33:00.000-05:00

This llama shit on your porch....your move tough guy!

Foamy's Site May Cause Fits and Shitting!

2006-01-31T00:09:00.000-05:00

These people read some of the shit on Foamy's site and fell on their gay heads! They ejaculated all over their Dockers! This happens to people when they read Foamy he's that good!

Look it's so funny this dude has to shit! He can't wait or help it! The shit is coming! Foamy did this!!!!

Erection Section

2006-01-29T17:37:00.000-05:00

"Boner Holocaust!"

Super Site Update!

2006-01-24T20:00:00.000-05:00

My site got some sick new updates for you boneheads to love!

Check 'em out and see what Duchovny is all excited about!

Best Comedy Site You Ever Saw!

I Drew This!

2006-01-20T18:48:00.000-05:00

Bush Caught Thinkin About Dicks Again!

2006-01-20T18:27:00.000-05:00

I knew Bush was gay, look! He was thinking about dicks so hard that it actually showed up in a photograph! Unheard of!

Best Movie Idea EVER!!!

2006-01-18T15:46:00.000-05:00

Half This...

And half this!

If anyone on the internet wants to produce a movie about a half ninja half walrus that steals gay dads lunch money and makes inter-office relations uncomfortable at best let me know cause I'm in! Fuck I came up with it!

Super Bowl

2006-01-15T18:33:00.000-05:00

WTF? How the....WHY!!!! LION VS. MIDGETS!!!!!

2006-01-14T17:41:00.000-05:00

LION EATS 42 MIDGETS IN CAMBODIA! THIS IS A REAL NEWS STORY!!! FUCKING AMAZING!!!

The James FIles!

2006-01-13T15:37:00.000-05:00

"I can make a pussy orgasm by reading to it! I'm James Spader!"

Captain Foamy's Human Being Of The Week!

2006-01-09T19:37:00.000-05:00

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."
-Mike Tyson, psychopath and/or comic genius

Special thanks to Bianco Rib Punching Aids Inc.

Slayer

2006-01-06T18:18:00.000-05:00

I out rocked this chick and I'll out rock you!

Scorpian's solo style

Stalin I Just Fucked Some Lady and Ate Her Chips! What do you think of that!!!

2006-01-02T00:15:00.000-05:00

Awesome!!!!!! Stalin you're the shit bro! Thumbs up to you!!!!

Mutant Fish Made For Giving Head...Your Dads Jealous

2005-12-27T04:24:00.000-05:00

All the fun of fucking 2 fish in half the time!!!

Merry Christmas Sodomites!

2005-12-26T02:20:00.000-05:00

May all your sodomy be forced!

Rock and Roll McDonalds

2005-12-22T00:20:00.000-05:00

Mcdonalds hamburghers are the worst, even worse than Burger King!

If you are a fat tub of shit stop eating Mcdonalds

stop eating smoothies and jerkies

stop crushing chips

start masturbating all day

you will lose the mad pounds G

and your arms will deflate!

2005-12-15T17:14:00.000-05:00

Tits and ass, ass and tits, yeah!

Its Christmas!

2005-12-10T22:09:00.000-05:00

Christmas time is a time to thank Jesus for all the great things he has given us!

Like the Crusades and people that vote for Bush!

If it wasn't for Christ we wouldn't have changed the calender to correspond with his birth and thus 2 thousand years cause my VCR timer to be the only thing to break on Y2K!

Thank you Jesus!

At Least One Swayze Isn't A Fucking Fag!

2005-12-08T17:04:00.000-05:00

The answer is Don, Don Swayze! The Question, who is that masculine bad ass lady-killer!

Look at gay ass Pat bringing dancing to a new level of fagdome! Patrick's talents include making gay things gayer and hand-blasting penises!

Now look at pimp ass muscle toned Don Swayze in the Corner of that video box! He grew his hair that way in 3 days! It took Jesus like 3 years to get that hair! Is Don Swayze Jesus? The answer is No, Jesus was a Pussy and Swayze fucks hoes!

Captain Foamy Salutes Don Swayze for the achievement of just being Don Swayze! You did it Don, you did it.

Don't Look Directly at Foamy's Dick!

2005-12-03T15:47:00.000-05:00

Warning: Looking directly at Foamy's dick may cause uncontrollable fits, anal discharge, sweating, and genital bloat!

2005-11-27T17:42:00.000-05:00

Happy Holidays from Foamy and Cock Ring Depot!

Did you forget something?

2005-11-22T18:10:00.000-05:00

Never forget "You forgot Poland" or Terri Schiavo!

2005-11-21T18:16:00.000-05:00

Your dad wants to know whose butt stole his dick!

Leviticus 19:33 Ah, the Bible

2005-11-18T03:57:00.000-05:00

"And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not molest him."

2005-11-16T02:39:00.000-05:00

Hey its dudes without shirts day and your dad is the mayor

Fake phone call for 100$, it's your mother!

2005-11-16T02:34:00.000-05:00

I'm Tom Selleck, I have enough chest hair to fuck your dad as many times as I want, I bring my cordless phone to the beach

2005-11-14T06:48:00.000-05:00

I hope your ready to back your claim that only pussies eat stawberry oatmeal cause brimley just lost his shirt

get on it

R.I.P. G.O.B: You're my nigger dawg!

2005-11-12T17:58:00.001-05:00

"It's the final countdown, mother fucker, we're going to venus!"

Hall and Oats Ransacked Your Dads Ass Jewelry!

2005-11-10T19:36:00.000-05:00

And then they played I can't go for that and cracked up in his face!

This cat walked in your moms room, he should have knocked!

2005-11-05T18:19:00.000-05:00

He cant breath in there!

What were his parents thinking?

2005-10-31T20:34:00.000-05:00

I wonder why this kid hardly got any candy?

He tried to gas baby Larry King!

Feet and Beans?

2005-10-29T14:23:00.000-05:00

I fucked this chick then beat her in 3 out of 5 foot races!

Look at this asshole go

2005-10-26T16:05:00.000-05:00

What no mustard? You pussy

Cock Rings

2005-10-25T19:08:00.000-05:00

Your earth boner needs these....

Cock Ring Warehouse!

Now you try!

2005-10-21T18:02:00.000-05:00

One time I put two neodymium magnets on each side of my scrotum. They slammed together and the magnetic force was so tremendous I couldn't remove them without tools. I took two pairs of pliers and pulled like hell. They came off but I couldn't feel my sack until the next day, it hurt like fuck.

I did it again the next day!

I believe it

2005-10-20T20:32:00.000-05:00

"and I doubt he's gonna buy you dinner!"

Boner Train?

2005-10-17T18:49:00.000-05:00

Yeah, Boner Train!

Bird Flu = Choked Ducks

2005-10-13T18:42:00.000-05:00

Job Application:

Do you own a rice hat? yes

Can you choke ducks? yes

You're hired!

Spader Vision

2005-10-10T19:52:00.000-05:00

"Your girlfriend's pussy smells like James Spader! Thats me, I fuck your girlfriend and she doesn't shower for weeks! Thats what Spader does"

Cat Sandwhich!

2005-10-09T14:46:00.000-05:00

This snack goes great with any dark wine and robust cheese

Nietzsche Chronicals

2005-10-06T15:35:00.000-05:00

"I used a baby to start a fire, then I threw babies on that fire! I am so the Neech!"

Yikes!

2005-10-02T16:37:00.000-05:00

This guy really hates the bus!

Faggot ass

2005-09-28T14:15:00.000-05:00

Tell your dad to stop dreaming about me

Roller Titties Boobie Coaster!

2005-09-26T22:03:00.000-05:00

Boners at amusement parks get you hit with purses by scared moms! But fuck it I love titties!