Don Rumsfeld's Murder and Cooking Tips*....

"The inner thigh contains one of the bodies largest arteries and can easily be punctured with even the dullest of knives!"

"After your dark person has been adequately drained of life try marinating him in lemon juice then applying a red pepper and curry rub directly to the skin!"

"Then serve with a potato and you're ready to eat!"

"You can almost taste the freedom"

"Bon appetite and God Bless America"



*not to be used on white people